He asked to "fluff my boner.."
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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