what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
either way he was missing a nipple.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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