it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
he just fucked me for my cheese..
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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