Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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