Me. At least after what I've been through.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
