Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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