He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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