Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
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