All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
