I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Houston, we have a squirter
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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