i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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