his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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