I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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