it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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