Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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