I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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