think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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