they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
My dick has a subreddit
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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