Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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