just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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