Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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