I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
he had hair everywhere except his balls
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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