Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Randomize
