she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
im holly from the hills drunk
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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