Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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