New invention idea: vibrating tampons
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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