I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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