At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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