can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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