I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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