ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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