I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
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