IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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