She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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