My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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