But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
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Wipe that smile off your face.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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