Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Did you just see the Batmobile???
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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