i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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