Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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