I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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