No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I just found a bag of teeth...
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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