I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."�
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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