I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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