S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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