I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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