plz talk dirty to me
But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I need to sanitize my soul.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
