Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Randomize
