We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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