you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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