so that wasnt chicken after all
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
