She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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