another moral hangover. fuck.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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